Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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