I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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