McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT