Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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