So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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