Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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