I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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