I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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