cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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