god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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