now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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