There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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