Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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