hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this