never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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