Pappa wants mamma naked
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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