I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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