I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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