I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Of course I have a pirate flag
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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