Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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