after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
love makes seman taste better
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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