so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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