he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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