Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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