Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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