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just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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