and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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