is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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