just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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