So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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