On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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