the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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