WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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