Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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