I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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