Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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