Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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