Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The air was thick with penises
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I love you. Go after that dick
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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