sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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