Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
vagina is talking i cant
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.