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(954): View more from Florida

Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...

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Is this the gay conversation?

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(954): Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me... (1-954): Is this the gay conversation? http://tfl.nu/4777

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(631): View more from New York

there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"

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(631): there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship" http://tfl.nu/t0by

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(561): View more from Florida

I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."

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(561): I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday." http://tfl.nu/kc3i

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(404): View more from Georgia

you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.

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(404): you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are. http://tfl.nu/yq64

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(616): View more from Michigan

Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.

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(616): Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this. http://tfl.nu/uew9

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(561): View more from Florida

i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.

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(561): i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it. http://tfl.nu/80hm

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(817): View more from Texas

2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.

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(817): 2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester. http://tfl.nu/1qgy

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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.

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(908): How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks. http://tfl.nu/jloo

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?

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(267): A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices? http://tfl.nu/eop4

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.

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(202): Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out. http://tfl.nu/48b9

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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.

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(812): I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear. http://tfl.nu/1shh

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(240): View more from Maryland

I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.

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(240): I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos. http://tfl.nu/cwl9

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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.

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(701): Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard. http://tfl.nu/ybia

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(518): View more from New York

Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.

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(518): Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time. http://tfl.nu/sw9x

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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me

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(801): I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me http://tfl.nu/6usl

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