she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from