YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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