4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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