garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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