I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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