My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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