i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I am midnight drunk by noon
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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