Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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