I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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