community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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