You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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