I swear she didn't look like that last week.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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