Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I CAN MOONWALK!
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm sobbing to NWA
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