I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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