brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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