Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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