here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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